Pigeons will conquer the world. We're fucked.

 


Don’t worry sweetheart, I can protect you.

This line should be canon

Don’t worry sweetheart, I can protect you.

This line should be canon

00gundamreviewsv2:

When Im not making robots or going on adventures lately Im playing TF2 like it’s my job. So it was obvious I would be hunting down the toys.
#toys #tf2 #heavy

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00gundamreviewsv2:

When Im not making robots or going on adventures lately Im playing TF2 like it’s my job. So it was obvious I would be hunting down the toys.

#toys #tf2 #heavy

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jawnsolo:

DEREK GOT ME A RAD TF2 SHIRT
4 FOR YOU DEREK BEAR

OMG I WANT THAT T-SHIRT TELL ME WHAT IMAGE IS WHERE I CAN FIND IT *inales*

jawnsolo:

DEREK GOT ME A RAD TF2 SHIRT

4 FOR YOU DEREK BEAR

OMG I WANT THAT T-SHIRT TELL ME WHAT IMAGE IS WHERE I CAN FIND IT *inales*

Ok today happened the funniest thing ever. I was on a trade server and I used my rancho relaxo. Suddenly engineers tried to sit on me and this science party amonge engies happened. It is only the beginning.

Suddenly snipers started to do a lap dance on us and demomen shaked their butt against us.

I put the heavy spray and spies started to throw money at the snipers

RISE ALL THE LAP DANCERS SNIPERS

Black butts averywhere, and It was REALLY nice

The only engineer without relaxo taunt got mad and started to shoot at us. i regret nothing.

But everyone got annoyed so we had a Heavy rush and they starting shooting everywhere

Not kiddin’ we loved this thing so we decided to go against the enemy

weird but beautiful heavy attack rush

but we got annoyed of the heavy and everyone went lucksmen

We also met the most WTF engineer ever

BUT SUDDENLY HE TRASFORMED INTO THIS THING

And then the Heavy accepted the flirting eyes of the Medic and the lived happly ever after—- No wait what….

Ok today happened the funniest thing ever. I was on a trade server and I used my rancho relaxo. Suddenly engineers tried to sit on me and this science party amonge engies happened. It is only the beginning.

Suddenly snipers started to do a lap dance on us and demomen shaked their butt against us.

I put the heavy spray and spies started to throw money at the snipers

RISE ALL THE LAP DANCERS SNIPERS

Black butts averywhere, and It was REALLY nice

The only engineer without relaxo taunt got mad and started to shoot at us. i regret nothing.

But everyone got annoyed so we had a Heavy rush and they starting shooting everywhere

Not kiddin’ we loved this thing so we decided to go against the enemy

weird but beautiful heavy attack rush

but we got annoyed of the heavy and everyone went lucksmen

We also met the most WTF engineer ever

BUT SUDDENLY HE TRASFORMED INTO THIS THING

And then the Heavy accepted the flirting eyes of the Medic and the lived happly ever after—- No wait what….

annalaatikko:

giddytf2:

sleepersamizdat:

cookies … cooOKIEs …coOOKIES…COOKIES!!!!!!

Me when I see Heavy on my dash.

^

Me when I see the Engineer on my dash

annalaatikko:

giddytf2:

sleepersamizdat:

cookies … cooOKIEs …coOOKIES…COOKIES!!!!!!

Me when I see Heavy on my dash.

^

Me when I see the Engineer on my dash

(Source: 4GIFs.com)

atelieretoile:

some of my friends asked me to show my brush settings when I draw clouds, and here you go
hope it helps ; v ;

tascenda:

Group shots from the Fanime 2014 Valve Gathering!

Full Gallery

OMG that blond smiling blue medic in the third photo toke my heart.
I hope He won’t experiment on it.

Anonymous asked
I've never religiously read the tf2 comics or watched SFMs so I'm not sure how Scout's mother is in canon. However, I've always maintained that she was a kingpin of sorts? Like leader of some kind of organized crime (drugs, murder and what have you) and raised her boys to take part in the "Family business" at a young age. I know it's kinda dumb but Scout's mother as an unassuming but hugely dangerous person is kinda cool. Thoughts?

chipsncookies:

teafortteu:

exigetspersonal:

teafortteu:

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

exigetspersonal:

teafortteu:

tf2imaginesandheadcanons:

This is beautiful. 

I bet that’s how she met Spy. He went on a mission to take down the leader of a system of random drug and white-collar crimes and found out it was her. 

I have never considered this before with Scout’s Ma, but man, this is a really bitchin’ headcanon.

WHAT IF SHE ‘BUMPED OFF’ SCOUT’S DAD FOR MESSING UP THE FAMILY BUSINESS OR SOMETHING

This is so great though I mean come on THIS WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SCOUT’S BROTHERS KEEP GETTING INTO FIGHTS - THEY’RE NOT JUST LITTLE SHITS, IT’S MAFIA WARFARE

YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS SO AWESOME, PLEASE CONTINUE!

Scout’s Ma is just as doting and loving a mother as we always thought her to be - because that’s her fucking prince and this is her empire, and in her world you don’t fuck with Mama’s boys. 

And even though Scout isn’t as experienced with the rest of the world and is certainly more immature than a lot of his coworkers, he’s not kidding when he says that “if you were from where I was from, you’d be fuckin’ dead.” People have died around him all his life. His brother’s have celebrated death around him. And man, is their motha’ proud.

Scout’s dad didn’t leave his family - a rival family took him out, left only his wife and kids. Tradition going back to when the family ran speakeasies and distilled bootleg whiskey dictated that one of his older sons would step up to take his old man’s place, but those boys had heads meant for smashing against some mook’s face rather than for business and numbers.

No, his wife took over. She’d balanced enough checkbooks in her day to run the a business, even an illegitimate one. And the amount of dirt she had on her allies and enemies alike, mostly through chatting with their wives, ‘cause when you pick a girl just as arm candy, you can’t trust her to keep a secret. Her husband was smarter than that. And of course, so is she. Not to mention a dead shot with a .44 Smith and Wesson.

And as for Spy… well, when he found her, he knew he’d met his match. In more ways than one.

I want to scream this is so beautiful. Kingpin ScoutMa is growing on me so fast I don’t even know what to do with myself.

What if she’s the one who got Scout the job? What if she had connections to the Team Fortress Industries? She could do the research and see that her youngest (sweetest, innocent…) son would never be put in any real danger, and he could learn everything he needed to toughen up and grow up as his own person instead of emulating his brothers. That way he could develop and learn things outside what the family knows, and when he comes back, ha, all the other gangs better scurry back to their grimey alleyways, ‘cause mama’s little slugger is back and he’s seen a thing or two.

And here you can see a headcanon brainstorming at work

So I have been killed by this guy and it looked like some kind of rap music album so I edited it


D-D-D-DROP THE ROCKET, MAGGETS

So I have been killed by this guy and it looked like some kind of rap music album so I edited it

D-D-D-DROP THE ROCKET, MAGGETS